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The Simpsons Voice Actors

cocaman — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 17:21:03 +0000

Ever wondered how lends his voice to your favorite “The Simpsons” character?

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He ate a lightsaber

dantheman — Wed, 26 May 2010 09:04:32 +0000

This is so boring, but this comment changes everything

‘HOLY SHIT HE ATE A LIGHTSABER’

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Microsoft Office Alarm Prank

cocaman — Fri, 07 May 2010 07:14:21 +0000

the solution would have been to simply stamp on it

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Eyjafjallajökull Asche auf eBay

cocaman — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 12:13:37 +0000

Der Typ hat nen Knall

ich hatte noch mehr von dem Zeugs, hab mir das meiste ausversehen in die Nase gezogen als ich daran gerochen hab…
WOW… was für ein Trip…,hab plötzlich Elvis Presley gesehen und wir sind zusammen in die tiefen Krater vom Vulkan gegangen um Hundewelpen
zu ernten, die folgenden Stunden beinhalteten einige Orgien von solch Abscheulichkeiten, wie das essen von ekelhaft aussehenden Hackepeter
bis hin zur Verherrlichung des Hackepeter als neuen Gott, auf dem Rückweg haben wir Feuersalamander gesammelt um mit der Züchtung
von den possierlichen Tierchen Europa zu beherrschen…zack plötzlich lag ich wieder auf mein Sofa.
warscheinlich lag´s nicht an der Asche, hab wohl nur Fieber…

und

also das mit inne Nase ziehen stimmt, das Zeug ist echt so fein wie Puderzucker, wollte nur mal sehen ob´s nach Schwefel riecht…riecht nicht nach Schwefel…!

Quelle: ebay

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Do You Hate Your .. Country, Government, Taxes?

cocaman — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 11:41:55 +0000

Do you hate Taxes? Hate Government? Hate Regulations? Love Guns?

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Galactic Empire State of Mind

cocaman — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 09:37:49 +0000

Another instant classic by College Humor:
Galactic Empire State of Mind: Star Wars

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Lyrics:
[DARTH VADER/JAY-Z]
Yeah
No longer Anakin
Formerly a Skywalker
Son’s next rebel hero
But I’ll be Sith forever
I’m the newest Dark lord And since my training years
I can choke from anywhere
Yeah my force is everywhere Used to run with Obi Wan We were both best buds foreva
But after three movies Now I’ve got a blood vendetta Grew up on Tatooine
No vegetation Catch me rolling through the cosmos in a moon-like station to Leia’s home nation Death Star wrecks it Now princess knows, Vader ain’t one to mess with
Flying through the trenches
Blasting rebel noobies
What happened to the fat one
Think he died of heart disease All that’s left is this guy
Chasing him in my TIE I won’t deny That his force is pretty damn high
Damn i just got wiped out
Falcon shot the back of me
Spinning into outerspace
But I’ll be back definitely

[PRINCESS LEIA/ALICIA KEYS]
In Star Wars Empire is out to find Leia Death star plans in R2 Shoot the exhaust port Kenobi may now be see-through But the force is within Luke
Let’s hear it for new hope, new hope, new hope
[Vader: You're welcome Obi Wan... I made you a ghost!]

[DARTH VADER/JAY-Z]
Catch me rockin boots and a cape like superman
Hell, I made wearing black more famous than that Jay-Z can
You should know I’d find you, hiding out at Echo
Now I got a Blizzard Force eliminate you quick yo
Welcome to the planet Hoth AT-ATs hit the spot Walking tanks are too legit
But they fall down a lot Check the front, check the back, cant find the Falcon yet
We need them all alive, so no disintegrations Boba Fett 8 million asteroids, where’d your little ship go?
Get me to Cloud City, I got Lando on my payroll
Me I gotta double check if carbonite’s ok If freezin’s safe for Han
Doing Luke the same way
New deal Lando
Ain’t no pardon
Kid blew up my boys
Rest in peace Moff Tarkin
Turns out we are family
Embrace your dark fate
Dad and son together, yo No way the emperor’s safe, cause…

[PRINCESS LEIA/ALICIA KEYS] In Star Wars
Now Han Solo’s a coffee table
There’s nothing Luke can do [Vader: Should've joined me, bro!]
He’s on Dagobah
With some dyslexic Jedi dude
Right hand still got sliced through Looks like they struck back, struck back, struck back

[DARTH VADER/JAY-Z]
Lightsabers grinding
Palpatine’s smiling
Cause he knew it would come to this The light side is blind with casualties
Who do evil casually, then gradually become worse
Don’t fight your destiny
Wasn’t a great dad, true
Absent all the while
No happy times behind us, and plus, now I’m killin’ you
Keep fencing mister, ’cause now I sense a sister
You don’t go bad, maybe I’ll enlist her
Now Emperor wants you, only wants me rubbed out You controlled your anger, stayed light side devout Watch out kid, he’s got lightning bolts to immolate Uh-uh, hell no, daddy powers activate
End this prune with a badass murder suicide
Bald headed, mask off, heart melted kid you were right Burn all my gear so those Ewoks can’t wear it again
Do it, I’ll be watching you, a ghost, name of Anakin

[PRINCESS LEIA/ALICIA KEYS] In Star Wars
Destroy new Death Star’s generator
Ewoks to the rescue
Blast through to the core
This Regime’s gonna be brand new
Galactic Empire’s through
The Jedi have returned, returned, returned

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New-word competition

dantheman — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 21:57:51 +0000

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What’s your favourite pet?

dantheman — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 11:17:15 +0000

Here is mine, but instead of fish, it should bring me beer

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Christmas Tree Rocket [Video]

cocaman — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 11:17:44 +0000

Just brilliant! Anybody got a tree left? … *woosh*

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Best Office Prank Ever ! [Video]

cocaman — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 08:38:27 +0000

Just “WTF”