man, that’s one informative graph. oh, and if you’re asking who are the ten percents who hate him, I have the answer: it’s his father!
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Fuck off!!!! Michael Jackson SUCKED!!!!! He was just pure pussy Las Vegas crap that the media shoved out to the idiot young stupid American market, who obviously ate it up!!!!………